|08/04/2001||Garda||I got reports of a disturbance at 101 parnell street, which was apparently due
to one of the employees (a Mr. Glen Gray) roaring after loosing at foozeball
|07/08/2001||Padraig||roared at me for no reason|
|08/08/2001||Padraig||Tickled me on sides without warning|
|08/08/2001||Killian||more excessive tickling|
|08/08/2001||Padraig||roared at me again (really loud!)|
|10/08/2001||Padraig||Jumped out from behind the door, and scared the shit out of me|
|22/08/2001||John||Glen kicked me softly in the perineum when I was trying to play with the frigits|
|22/08/2001||Stephane||I said "it was hard to get it up" (referring to a sentinel). Glen laughed and then everyone did|
|23/08/2001||Greg||John (filling in for Glen's absence) sent a shock down the back of my neck with a lighter ignitor.
This actually then travelled down my headphones and nearly fried my soundcard, which required a machine
powerdown to get working again!
|20/09/2001||Woman in fabric shop||After comming back from seeing "Planet of the Apes", Glen (I think that's his name)
started to make this horrific screaming sound that I later realised was an Ape impression.
Needless to say I was very afraid for a moment.
|03/10/2001||Killian||Kicked my desk (very hard) (and for no reason)|
|05/10/2001||Killian/John||He was humping our chairs (while we were sitting in them!),
and only stopped when Conor saw him.
|22/10/2001||Killian||Repeated small incidents by Glen provoked me into hanging (yes by the neck), a stuffed Penguin
using an ethernet cable, from Glen's chair while he was away from his desk. Needless to say this
resulted in more harassment :-(.
|23/10/2001||Glen||Constant logging of incidents to this database is causing high levels
of stress for me. I mean I know I'm a bit of a joker but these make me out
to be a bully. Which I'm definately not. So if these incidents continue I'll
beat the hell out of the db admin.
|23/10/2001||Everybody||Padraig kept eating weird smelly food, stinking up the whole office, making us all sick.|
|14/12/2001||Killian||Stephane told me that he knew where my family lived (in a threatening manor). -- This is just after he threatened to use a chair to beat me through the wall of the kitchen.|
|8/1/2002||Killian||Stephane asked me if I ever jumped out a window (then he offered to help me do so).|
|20/3/2002||Killian and Glen||John faked a cvs message from Killian saying:
"glen is a wanker"Glen got offended by the lower case 'g', and blamed Killian.
|20/3/2002||Padraig||This database has obviously been compromised, so we're going underground|
|As of Nov 2005 I am working with Glen again (at lincor), so this table may need to be updated...|
|1/2/2006||Padraig||I needed to get a new laptop due to a car hitting it (while it was on my back).
Glen added to my distress by stating that my new laptop looked metrosexual, when everyone knows I have no aesthetic sense.
I think he was trying to divert attention away from his new gay MacBook Pro with accompanying man bag.
|15/2/2007||Padraig||Greg said "glen when friends hug they keep their hands above the equator"
Glen added "but his buns are so pert !" (referring to me).
|12/12/2008||Padraig||Daniel said he has a picture of me on his bedroom ceiling, and Greg added
that he uses my picture as a face mask in this bedroom (he has a mirrored ceiling apparently). Ugh :(
|23/03/2009||Padraig||Greg edited my /etc/hosts file and said he'd registered http://www.pixelbeatoff.org/ as a "tribute" site for me.
I was very stressed for a while, until I realised the dodgy content was not public.